The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"Ĭolt says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." So the bartender says, "OK, that will be $3.87."Ĭolt reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him. " He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."Ĭolt walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies BG. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. While BG is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.
"He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. The bartender screams at the BG "Did you see what your monkey just did?"īG says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!" Then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. Then grabs some sliced limes and eats them. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.
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